hear me out🌹
okay. hear me out. what's the weirdly attractive thing — and what would its Hinge profile say
type one mundane little thing you're down bad for — a wrong equation, a font, the air fryer, the past tense — and we build it a full dating profile, six prompts and all. it's not despite being wrong. it's hot BECAUSE it's wrong. send it to the gc and watch someone try to one-up you 🧍♀️
the way 7 lands on 49 with zero hesitation. no checking. no second-guessing. he decided and that was that. confidence like that should be illegal — it kind of is, mathematically
the way one keystroke turns into a skull, a flag, a little hand. he contains so much and tells you nothing
the convection oven. we are NOT the same. he was MADE for one thing and he MEANS it. mine. go find your own appliance